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SMS & JOKES Collection

Husband 1: Why do u take your wife only to night clubs? Husband 2: Buddy by the time she gets ready no other place is open!

True Love is like a pillow U could HUG it when u r in trouble U could CRY on it when u r in pain U could EMBRACE it when u r happy Want True Love? Spend Rs50 BUY A PILLOW

Never think of the past It brings tears... If you think of the future It brings fears... So, live life in the present And drink chilled beers!

What do I do when I see someone extremely Gorgeous, Attractive, Terrific, Cute, Fabulous.... I Stare, I smile, And, when I get tired..... I put down the mirror !

What is the similarity between CIRCUS and a BEAUTIFUL GIRL'S HEART? Both have space for 1 more clown...

Teacher: What r the people of Turkey called? Student: I don't know. Teacher: They r called Turks, now What r the people of Germany called? Student: They r called Germs.

Definition of a Nurse A young and beautiful woman who fingers u in all places n holds ur hand and then expects ur pulse to be normal

If u r stressed, you'll get pimples.. if u cry,u'll get wrinkles.. So, y don't u smile & get dimples?

Women are like blue jeans, They look good for a while but eventually they fade and have to be replaced.

There's only one perfect child in the world & every mother has it. There's only one perfect wife in the world & every neighbor has it!

Psychiatrist's receptionist comes & says There's a man out who says he can make himself invisible.
Psychiatrist: "Tell him I can't see him right now."

An in-depth study has shown that the bird flu virus hits the best chicks first. I thought I'd warn you immediately..

All the love that history knows is said to be in every rose!Yet all the love that could be found in two, is less than what I feel for you.

If you think there is good in everybody, you haven't met everybody.

Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"

Sign post outside our collage- "Drive Carefully! Dont kill the Students, Wait for the Lecturers!".

Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller? Tommy: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.

What do u call a woman in heaven? An Angel. A crowd of woman in heaven? A host of Angels. And all woman in heaven? PEACE ON EARTH!

A baby monkey asks his father, Father why r we so ugly? The father says to him, don't stress my son u should see the one who is reading this!!

A police recruit was asked during exam, "What would u do if u had to arrest ur own mother?" He said, "Call for backup."

Husband: Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it. So i bought 3 movie tickets. Wife: why three?
Husband: 4 u and ur parents.

Dream makes al things possible, Hope makes al things work, luv makes al thigs beutifl, smile makes al d abv so always BRUSH UR TEETH...!

I hear that you drop some money in Stocks. Were you a bull or a bear?" "Neither, just a plain simple ass.

I want U 2 know dat our friendship means a lot 2 me. U cry I cry, U Lauf I Lauf, U Jump out of da window... I look down & den.. I lauf again

Birds love u, Giraffe love u, Goat love u, Elephant love u, Go to zoo, They all miss u.

Remove your Shirt, Remove your Pants too, ahhhh uhhhhh remove ur kurti now ahhh.... Finally the suitcase is closed.

wen tings go rong, wen tears flow 4rm ur eyes, wen sadness fills ur heart, plz inform me-coz my frnd sells tissues BUY ONE GET ONE FREE

I know you think I'm cute, I know you think I'm fine, but like the other guys take a number and wait in line!!

Based on Newton's 1st Law: Law of love Love neither be created nor be destroyed, only it can be changed frm one girlfriend to another girlfriend.

so sweet is ur SMILE..... so sweet is ur STYLE..... so sweet is ur VOICE..... so sweet is ur EYE....... see how sweetly I LIE!!

Difference: It's funny when people discuss LOVE MARRIAGE Vs ARRANGED. It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered

Last night was my fault, my wife asked, "what's on the TV?" and ..... I said, "dust!"

Birdy birdy in the sky, left a poopie in my eye. Me don't care, me don't cry, me just happy that a cow can't fly!

Lady : So, you want to become my son-in-law? Boy: Not really, but I don't see any other way 2 marry ur daughter!1+1= 2 my 2 eyes looking at u 3+2 = 5 sense missing u 4+3 =7 days thinking of u 5+7= 12 months dreaming abt u but 99 +1 =100 year's i need a sweet friend like u.....

See outside the window the sun is rising 4 u, the birds singing 4 u, the flowers smiling 4 u BCZ last night I told them 2 wish u Good Morning.

The truth of the matter is that you always know the right thing to do. The hard part is doing it.

I Forgive all the beings,May all the beings forgive me. My Amity is with all the beings,
and enmity with none .

Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful.

To love someone is nothing. To be loved by someone is something. To love and be loved by someone is everything.

U r in my heart always..bcz when i open my eyes i feel u were my dream ..when i close my eyes i feel u were in reallity of my life

Frndship is like d relation b/w the hand n d eyes.when d hand get hurtz d eye cries n when d eye cries d hand wipes d tears

Each time i miss u , a star falls down. so if someday at night u wake up & find its dark & no stars at all its all ur fault....coz u made me miss u sooooooooo much .

What you do today is important because you are exchanging a Day of your Life for it.

There is only one moment to live, the present moment.Either live it or leave it unlived.

The best of all things is to learn. Money can be lost or stolen, health and strength may fail, but what you have committed to your mind is yours forever.

Flirt with ur understanding,get engaged to compassion,marry simplicity,honeymoon with genuineness,&divorce the ego...thats life.Live it

Love has nothing to do with what you are expecting to get . . . Only with what you are expected to give. . . . Which is everything.

If we fight, we may not always win, but if we don't fight, we will
surely lose

To handle yourself, use your head;
To handle others, use your heart.

He, who loses money, loses much;
He, who loses a friend, loses much more;
He, who loses faith, loses all.

Great minds discuss ideas;
Average minds discuss events;
Small minds discuss people.

Anger is only one letter short of danger
If someone betrays you once, it is his fault;
If he betrays you twice, it is your fault.

A "smile" is a sign of joy...a "hug" is a sign of love...a "laugh" is a sign of happiness & a "friend" like "me" is a sign of "GOOD CHOICE"

COURT ORDER! u r accused of crawling into my HEART, & hijacking my smiles with urs. How do u plead? GUILTY! U R sentenced 2 b MY FRIEND 4 -LIFE-no bail accepted?

The secret to productive goal setting is in establishing clearly defined goals, writing them down and then focusing on them several times a day with words, pictures and emotions AS IF we've already achieved them.

Last Night I hugged my pillow and dream of you..I wish that somday I'd dream abt my pillow and I h'd been hugging you.

A person u love is an extention of urself. w/o it, u r not complete so better tke cre of urself because i dnt wnt 2 lose a part of me..

In words, love can be read. In actions, love can be measured but others don't know that even in silence love can be heard.

The best part of loving is not wishing that the person loves you as much as you do, but in feeling that you love the person more than you thought you could.

What good is beauty without brains, looks without charm, money without happiness, a smile without feelings, a life without you?

Thru the sky I saw a smile. Thru the smile I saw joy. Thru joy I saw friendship. Thru friendship I saw friends. And thru friends I saw you.

I will lend you my shoulder for you to cry on, my ears to listen to you, my hand for you to hold, my feet to walk with you but i can not lend you my heart because it already belongs to you.

There is night so we can appreciate day, sorrow so we can appreciate joy, evil so we can appreciate good, you so i can appreciate love.

Wat if u nid 2 make 100 steps 2 get close 2 me, wud u do it? Wel, just take 1 step n ill come rushing 2 take 99 steps 4 u. so f u nid me, ill be der.

I've made so many mistakes in my life, but something I did right was to have you as a friend and I definitely wont make another mistake of losing someone like you.

My day maybe hectic. My sked may be tight. But I would never let d day end w/o me saying good night. Have sweet dreams.

You greeted me hi I didn't reply. you gave me a sweet smile, I responded with a sigh. You showed me your love you received a shrug. But when you bid goodbye I began to cry. A - U r Attractive
B - U r the Best
C - U r Cute
D - U r Dear 2 Me
E - U r Excellent
F - U r Funny
G - U r Good-Looking
H - hehehe
I - I'm
J - JOKING

I saw U on the road that day
U Were Looking so fine
Ur Face So Divine
Ur Walk So Perfect
My Heart Started to Sing a Sweet Song??????.
WHO LET THE DOGS OUT

U R the one who is CHARMING
U R the one who is INTELLIGENT
U R the one who is CUTE
And
I am the One who is spreading these RUMOURS

Lucky means who get the opportunity
Brilliant means who creats the opportunity
Winner means who uses the opportunity
Have a winning day today and always

A Friendship is Sweet when its New , its Sweeter when its true ,But its Sweetest when the friend is like you.

Obstacles can't stop you Problems can't stop you. Most of all, other people can't stop you. Only you can stop you

A day without laughter is a day wasted.

Fortune will never come if u invite it to come , u must have to bring it.

You can make more friends in two months by becoming interested in other people than you can in two years by trying to get other people interested in you.

I am treating you as my friend asking you share my present minuses in the hope I can ask you to share my future pluses.

If you wish to travel far and fast, travel light. Take off all your envies, jealousies, unforgiveness, selfishness, and fears.

the longer i know u ,the more i love u.just when i think ive had the fortune to witness all of ur inner beauty,u reveal yet more,of urself to me &i fall in love all over again with u.

How can i spell "S_CCESS" without 'U'? or "C_TE" or "H_MBLE" or "F_N" or "F_T_RE" or even "TR_ST" what will i do without 'U' proud to have a friend like 'U

When we are motivated by goals that have deep meaning, by dreams that need completion, by pure love that needs expressing, then we truly live life

If u have a better idea , and I have another , and we exchange ,then we have two ideas each .beleive in it and act ! what you think ?? Just smile

Setting a place for me in your heart is ok but setting a place for me in ur mind might be dangerous coz i am MIND BLOWING!

In the rhythm of life sometimes v find R-selves out of tune, but as long as there r people like u 2 provide the melody ---- the music plays on & On & on.

Life is like a camera, it may click any time..so always keep smiling on ur face.

All that a man achieves and all that he fails to achieve is the direct result of his own thoughts

Education without character science without humanity commerce without morality politics without principle are useless and dangerous

No one can go back and make a brand new start .Any one can make start from now and make a brand new ending
You?d better not be a dayfly and not having your day.
?What he want, I do not want ... What I want, he does not want ... What we want, is not allowed
?Be nice to the ones who smoke.. every cigarette migh be their last

Keep the school clean ... stay home!

Be quiet in the classroom, respect the fact that others sleep!

If I can be of any help, you're in worse trouble than I thought.

What do I miss about my wife? Her absence.

The IDEAL man does not smoke, does not drink, does not flirt, goes to bed early, in short ... does not exist
Some people live because it is illegal to kill them!
Without the rubber tree the whole world would have AIDS
The greatest lesson in life is to know that even fools are right sometimes
If you can't change your mind, are you sure you still have one?

Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred.
Mobile phones are the only things in live of which men talk about having the smallest.
When I was young I begged God for a bike, but God does not work that way... so I stole a bike and begged for forgiveness!

No-one loves hard work more than the one who pays for it.

What do you have in common with your husband ? " We married on the same day."

What is the thinnest book in the world?
What Men Know About Women.
I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain. No pain.
Getting an other boyfriend or husband is like buying a house. You have to improve yourself.Everynite as i lie in my bed all i cis those sexy eyes, kissable lips, smooth skin, DROP DEAD gorgeous body!DAM. i've got 2 moveDAT MIRROR FROM MY CEILING
I wanted to send u something nice that would make u smile but the postman told me to get out of the mailbox!

This message was sent exclusively for the handsome and the beautiful. We have obviously sent it to the wrong number.We are truly sorry for the inconvenience

This message was sent exclusively for the handsome and the beautiful. We have obviously sent it to the wrong number.We are truly sorry for the inconvenience

ive won a trip for me and 50 mates for 2 weeks aboard a luxury yacht in fiji, inclusive with ?1500 each speandin money.........can you feed my dog while i'm gon?

I was nervous at first, it was big & long it went straight up, i had 2 try it, i eased myself onto it i liked it. I went up & down on it .... NOW I LOVE ELEVATORS!

What 2 things in the air can make a girl pregnant? HER FEET
A phone call is a form of communication,a kiss is a form of affection,a photo is a form of rememberance having me as a friend is a form of having good taste!
Last night, I wanted you, needed u so badly it hurt. I wanted to taste you, wanted you inside me so you could work your magic on me... but I couldn't find you...... you stupid asprin

?i'd love to take u out 4 dinner, make u sit beside the candle light, shower uwith roses and utter those 3 magical words in ur ear "PAY THE BILL
I have a confession to make
ever since i met u its been hard for me to 4get u
every night i see u in my dreams
and find myself shouting
GHOST GHOST
U have a brain disease. Your brain is in 2 parts, left and right. Left brain has nothing right in it and right brain has nothing left in it.

Its INTERNATIONAL GOOD LOOKING DAY! send this to someone that you think is gorgeous, dont send it to me as I have had 100s already

Q: If a devil catches ur wifr, wat wud u do?
A: U can do nothin. If devil has committed a mistake let him face the consequences.

God thought that since he couldn't b everywhere he made a mother. Then devil thought that he couldn't be everywhere he made a mother-in-law.

Twinkle twinkle little star,
you should know what you are,
and once you know what you are,
Mental hospital is not so far. Though Shakespeare is great , he'll never find d right words to describe u because he simply never experienced knowing a wonderful person like u, friend!

When u need some1 to be there 4 u n no one is around, gaze up d sky. U may not c me from up there but remember we r just under d same sky. I could never be far. Take care.

Heart could only love 4 a while. Feet could only walk some miles. Clothes wont 4ever be in style. But my friendship to u will never be stolen by time.

Great minds contain ideas, solutions n reasons; scientific minds contain formulas, theories n figures; my mind contains only u

Sweet candies r nice to eat , sweet words r easy to say bt sweet ppl r hard to find my goodness how did u find me.

We all have the extraordinary coded within us, waiting to be released.

Take a chance! All life is chance. The man who goes the furthest is generally the one who is willing to do and dare. The "sure thing" boat never gets far from shore.

In my life I learned how… 2 love 2 smile 2 be happy 2 be strong 2 work hard 2 be honest 2 be faithful 2 forgive but I couldn’t learn how.. 2 stop rembering u.

If u r a chocolate ur the sweetest, if u r a Teddy Bear u r the most huggable, If u are a Star u r the Brightest, and since u r my “FRIEND” u r the “BEST”!!!!!!!!!

People live People die People Laugh People Cry Some give up Some will try Some say hi Some say bye Others may forget YOU but never will I.

A friend gives hope when life is low, a friend is a place when you have nowhere to go, a friend is honest, a friend is true. A friend is precious a friend is u.

A friend is sweet when its new….but it is sweeter when its TRUE! But u know what? Its sweetest when its you.

Sometimes my mind asked why? I miss u, Why? I care 4 u, Why? I remember u then my heart answered its simply b’coz you are a sweet friend!!

Never say ur happy when ur sad… never say ur fine when ur not ok… never say u feel good when u feel bad… and never say ur alone when I m still alive.

If I could pull down the rainbow I would write ur name with it & put it back in the sky to let everybody know how colorful my life is with a friend like u!!

Life is 4 u, death is 4 me, being happy is 4 u, being sad is 4 me, being together is 4 u, being lonely is 4 me, everything 4 u but u r 4 me.

If I m in hell & u in heaven, I always look up & be proud of u. but if I were In heaven & u in hell, I beg God 2 send me down coz heaven wont be heaven without u.

Knowing a friend like u has made me happy in a million ways And if Ever I Have to Let you go………..I would Find a million reasons to make u stay!!!!

Life is traveled once. Today's moment becomes tomorrow's memory. Enjoy every moment, good or bad bcoz the gift of life is life itself.

How can u tell the rain not 2 fall when clouds exist? How can u tell the leaves not 2 fall when wind exist? How can u tell me not to fall in friendship when u exist.

A SMILE is the lightning system of the FACE, cooling system of HEAD and heating system of HEART. So keep SMILING all day

"Smile increases value of Face" "Anger spoils Beauty of Soul" "faith is force of Life" "Confidence is companion of Success" so "KEEP SMILING"

EARTH may stop ROTATING BIRDS may stop FLYING CANDLES may stop MELTING FISHES may stop SWIMMING HEART may stop BEATING But I will never stop DISTURBING U.

Dreams visit us when we are asleep...
But God is truely wise...
He wakes up every days and gives us chance to make our dreams come true

Alphabetical advices for u: ABC:avoid bad company. DEF:dont entertain fools. GHI:give-up high ideas. JKLM:just keep liking me..!!;)

ABC: Always Be Careful, DEF: Don't Ever Forget (me), JKLM: Just Keep Loving Me, ZOPQRSTUVW: No other Person Quite Right Shall Treat U Very Well;- ur's loving XYZ!

Night has ended 4 another day, Morning has come in a special way, may u smile like the sunny rays n leave ur worries 4 some other day.. Take care.

Close ur eyes... Save all the sweet memories in ur heart... Think of all beautiful things in ur life & surrender urself to sweet dreams.

so Sweet is ur SMILE???
so Sweet is ur STYLE???
so Sweet is ur VOICE???
so Sweet is ur EYE?????
see .......how Sweetly I LIE

Those Saprkling Eyes
Those Marvelous Lips
A 100 Watt Smile
The Majestic Walk
The Cheerful Talk
Truly Charming Personality
Guess, That's Enough abt ME

U r the ACCENT of my Life,
ALTO of my Dreams,
IKON of my Eyes,
ZEN of my Thoughts,
INDICA of my Joy,
LANCER of my Heart.
Can anyone clear this TRAFFIC JAM plzz

Roses are RED
Violets are BLUE
Monkeys Like U
Should be kept in the ZOO
Dont Worry, u'll find me there TOO
Not in the Cage, but LAUGHING AT U

Funny-Funny SMS

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What is the height of confusion? Two earth worms Playing HIDE AND SEEK in a Plate full of noodles.

Question: What happened when two sardars were waiting for buses numbered 1 and 2? Answer: When bus number 12 came, they both climbed on!

i want 2 be wid u in a nice restaraunt in acandle light dinner and say the beautiful 3 words 'pay the bill'

rat 2 baje kisi ne bajai bel rat 2 baje kisi ne bajai bel mene gate khola to watchman bola all is well

Child 2 d sales girl in a sweet shop, Will u marry me wen i grow up. Girl smiled & said : Yes Child: Can u give Ur future husband a free chocolate...:)

If u r stressed, youll get pimples.. if u cry,ull get wrinkles.. So, y dont u smile & get dimples?

KAASH LIFE AISI HOTI?? MONDAY KO DOSTI TUES. KO PYAAR, WED KO INTEZAR, THU KO IKRAR, FRI KO SHADI, SAT KO TALAAQ, SUN KO REST, MON KO NEXT.!!

The difference betwin Best frnd and Just frnd? When you r in hospital, Just frnd asks: Tabiyat kaisi hai? And Best frnd aska: Nurse kaisi hai..!!

DARU se NASHA badhta he, NASHE se junun, JUNUN se mehnat, MEHNAT se paisa, PAISE se izat. isliye IZAT paneke liye, DARU pina Bahut jaruri he.

Namaskar Agar Dharti Par ho to SMS bhejo, Asmaan par ho to Barish bhejo, Swarg me ho to Apsara bhejo aur agar Narak me ho to ENJOY YOURSELF....

A pig fell in love with a chicken & they both married each other. next day, pig died of bird flu & the chicken died of swine flu ...!! AJAB PREM KI GAJAB KAHANI !!

an IDEA can change ur life..... but DOCKOMO can change ur wife

“Me sick, no work” Boss SMS back: “When I am sick I kiss my wife try it” 2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss: “Me ok, ur wife very sweet”

A touching luv story A boy & a girl loved each other 1 day while talking,boy touched girls hand & girl in return touched boys hand wat a touching story! haa...haaa... :-D

Q : what is the full form of maths ?Think A : mentally affected teacher harrasing students.

Happy Birthday Sms

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I’m sorry for

I’m sorry for blaming you…
For everything I just couldn’t do…
And I’ve hurt myself by hurting you…
There’s nothing I wouldn’t do to hear your voice again…
Sometimes, I want to call you, but I know you won’t be there…
It’s hard to say goodbye when i

Step by step

Step by step the journey goes on,
Little by little it may seem so long.
Forget about your past,
you can’t change it,
Forget about your future,
you cant predict it.
Just think about present,
you can handle it.
Enjoy presents every moment & be happy….
HAPPY BIRTHDAY to U….!

Your Birthday

Your Birthday Is The Perfect Time
To Wish You Nothing Less
Than Favorite Memories, Plans And Dreams
That Bring You Happiness,
For Birthdays Are A Link Between
The Future And The Past,
Reminding Us To Treasure Most
Those Special Joys That Last

Happy birthday

Happy birthday to my Beautiful
I hope it’s all you want it to be
You’re eighteen already, I can’t believe.
Baby, This year you’re free
Happy Birthday to my beautiful
We have been through a lot
Through all these years together
We struggled and we fought
Happy Birthday to my beautiful
I’m so proud of you
Intelligence, responsibility, and beauty
You have finally made it through
Happy Birthday to my beautiful

Birthday Message

Birthday Message For Son
I’m So Glad That God Gave Me A Son Like You.
I’m So Proud To Have You As A Son.
I See A Little More Of Me In You With Each Passing Year.
No Matter How Many Birthdays Come And Go, You’ll Always Be My Little Boy.
Happy Birthday Son.

I Didn’t Forget

I Didn’t Forget Your Birthday,
I’m Just Fashionably Late.
I’m So Sorry I Missed Your Birthday,
I Hope That You Had A Wonderful Day.
I May Have Forgotten Your Birthday,
But I Didn’t Forget About You!
I Didn’t Forget About Your Birthday;
I Just Wanted To Help Prolong The Celebration.

Kay Teray Janam

Kay Teray Janam Din par
Khuda Paak!
Tujhay who sub kuch Ata karay
Jis ki Tammanna Teray Dil nay Ki,
Har who Khuahish jo teray labon par
Machalti ho
Poori Ho!
Aur teri yeh Roshan Ankhain Sada Chamkain
Teri MAsoom muskurahat
Sada teray labon ka Mehwar ho
Khushiyun say tera daman Hameesha Bhara rahay
Aur Khuda Paak!
Teri Umer Daraz Karain
Ameen

This Is Not Quite

This Is Not Quite A Birthday Card
But Rather A Little Note To Wish You
A Very Happy Birthday.
Have A Great Night
And Will Celebrate
Again Next Week.
Enjoy.

if kisses were rain if kisses were rain id send u showers,
if fun was time id send u hrs,
if u needed a friend id send u me!
*Happy Birthday To You Sweetheart*

you were born It must have been a rainy day
when you were born,
but it wasn’t really rain,
the sky was crying because it lost his most beautiful angel…
happy birthday dear.....

Your birthday Its a nice feeling when you know that someone likes you,
someone thinks about you, someone needs you;
but it feels much better when you know that someone never ever forgets your birthday.
“HAPPY BIRTHDAY“.

Sweetheart! u r so beautiful, Sweetheart!
u r so beautiful my love 4u will always b true,
here’s a wish 4 my darling…
may all your dreams come true
i wish u a very happy birthday.
with lots of love and kisses…
from a heart that beats…
just 4 you by me.

Lovely Birthday

Lovely msg for a Lovely Person from

Lovely Friend For a Lovely Reason

at a Lovely Time from a Lovely Mind

in a Lovely Mood in a Lovely Style

to wish you Have a Lovely “BirthDay”

Happy Birthday! Some people like sunday,
Some people like monday,
However i just like only one day,
Its your birthday...
Happy Birthday!

birthday wishes to a fren
Happy birthday to you, Even though i wish it earlier i dun cared.
Dun forget bout our friendship, that we’ve shared.

I m feeling so happy
I m feeling so happy, do u know why? cuz i m so lucky, do u know how? cuz God loves me.Do u know how? cuz he gave me a gift. Do u know what? its YOU my love.

Hope we can be like that
When it rains, you dont see the sun, but its there.
Hope we can be like that.
We dont always see each other,
but we will always be there for one another.

3 parts of my heart I have 3 parts of my heart,
1st 4 my Allah,
2nd 4 my Family,
3rd 4 myFriends.
But no part 4 u,
Becoz,
U - R - My - Heart

A candle may melt
A candle may melt
and it’s fire may die,
but the love you have
given me will always
stay as a flame in my heart.

Ishq ne hume Rula Diya
Ishq ne hume Rula Diya
Jis Per Marte The usne hi hame bhula Diya
hum to unki yadon mein hi jee laitay,
magar unhone to yaadon mein hi ZEHER mila diya

Mothers Day Sms

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Mothers day is one of the most popular events celebrated All around the globe. On Mother’s Day, make your Mom laugh through our these light funny Mothers Day Jokes, love quotes and beautiful mothers day quotes. Browse the hilarious collection of Mother’s Day humor and sms jokes. Reading one-liner mothers day sms humor and light humorous mother’s day sms jokes are very interesting and a funny experience too. Send these mothers day sms jokes and mothers day sms quotes to your loving mom as mothers day sms greetings and make her laugh. what can be the best mothers day gift for your loving mom if you bring a smile to her face?

Mother is an undying love

Mother is an undying love,
A love beyond compare,
the one you take your troubles to,
she is the one who really cares.
Mother you are all of this and more,
I love you very much

About MAA

About MAA:-
Dastan mere laad pyar ki Bas,
Ek Hasti k gird ghoomti hai,
Pyar JANNAT se is liye hay mujhey,
Ye meri MAA k qadam choomti hai.

Maa se rishta aisa banaya jaae,

Maa se rishta aisa banaya jaae,
Jisko nigaaho me bithaya jae,
Rahe uska mera rishta kuch aisa k
Wo agar udaas ho to humse bhi muskuraya na jaae

A mother’s work is never done

A mother’s work is never done
She works from morning until dawn
She spreads her love
And keeps you warm
But only once a year we say
Mother we wish you “Happy Mothers Day”

My Mother, my friend so dear

My Mother, my friend so dear
Throughout my life you’re always near
A tender smile to guide my way
You’re the sunshine to light my day

Mother, I love you,

Mother, I love you,
For all that you do.
I’ll kiss you and hug you,
Because you love me, too.
You feed me and need me,
To teach you to play,
So smile because I love you,
On this Mother’s Day

Maa hai mohabbat ka naam

Maa hai mohabbat ka naam,
Maa ko hazaron salaam,
Karde fida zindagi,
Aaye jo bachon ke kaam.

Smiles of happy sunshine,
Arms of everlasting luv,
Touch of sweet roses,
There is magic in the air
Whenever ur there,
Mother, everything to U I owe,
May all pleasures of life come ur way.
“Happy Mother’s day”

You’ve seen me cry

You’ve seen me laugh
You’ve seen me cry
And always you were there with me
I may not have always said it
But thanks and I love you
Happy Mother’s Day.

I take this opportunity

I take this opportunity
to thank you for
your immeasurable
contribution to my life.
Thank you Mom!
And wish you a
Very Happy Mother’s Day!

When you feel you are alone in the crowd

When you feel you are alone in the crowd,
When you think No.1 can understand you,
When your love is rejected by others,
& when you hate your Life,
Just close your eyes, & see, her face who loves you
more than any 1 else,
who care for you in loneliness,
& dies when you cry.
She is no 1, but your sweet loving mother.
Love your mom first and always.

For the best mom

For the best mom
who always had a smile for me
I know we may be far apart right now
So here’s a great big hug and kiss
Happy Mother’s Day

The Miracle of Life

The Miracle of Life
nurtured by a woman
who gave us
love and sacrifice…
is MOTHER
Happy Mothers Day!!

Once upon a memory

Once upon a memory
Someone wiped away a tear
Held me close and loved me,
Thank you, dear Mother .

“M” is for the million things she gave me

“M” is for the million things she gave me,
“O” means only that she’s growing old,
“T” is for the tears she shed to save me,
“H” is for her heart of purest gold,
“E” is for her eyes, with love-light shining,
“R” means right, and right she’ll always be.

Love your mom first and always

Main kehti hun Maa

Pyar karna koi tumse seekhe
Pyar karana koi tumse seekhe
Tum mamta ki murat hi nahi,
Sab ke dil ka ek tukda ho
Main kehti hun Maa,
Tum hamesha aisi hi rehna

Maa ki mumta kaun bhulaye

Maa ki mumta kaun bhulaye,
Kaun bhula sakhta woh pyaar,
Kis tarah bataun kaise ji rahae hum,
Tu toh baitee pardesh mein,
Gale tujhe kaise lagaun,
Lekin bhej raha hae pyaar ish sms mein,
Tera betta meri pyari maa…

MAA ko ye azmat kamal di

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ne MAA ko ye azmat kamal di
ke us ki DUA ne musebit bhi taal di
QURAN mei MAA ke pyar ki aisi misal di
ke KHUDA ne uthat k JANAT
MAA k qadmo mei daal di
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“MAA” ki aik DUA zindagi bana degi

“MAA” ki aik DUA zindagi bana degi
Khud roy gi magar tume hansa degi
Kahi bhool k bhi na “MAA” ko rulana
aik choti si ghalti poora Arsh hilla degi
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MERI MAA BADI PYARI THI

MERI MAA BADI PYARI THI
HUM BACHON KI WO DUALRI THI.
PALNAY MAY MUJH KO JHULA TI.
LORI WO MUJH KO SUNA THI.
AUR MEETHI NEEND SUALATI.
JAB MAIN JHULAY MAY PADA CHRAAG SAY KHELTA.
USAY HAR KUSHI MILAJT.
JAB KABHI KHWAB MAY NAZAR WO ATI HAI.
MERE GHAR ZAROOR KOI KHUSHI ATI HAI.
NA MIL SAKTI HAI NA WO MAILAYGI MUJH KO KABHI.
CHAHRA JISKA JHALAKTA HAI MERE BAHNO MAY SABI.
JAB BHI KOI GHAM SATATA HAI.
USKA ANCHAL BOHAT YAAD ATA HAI

soya nahi hoon mujhe sula do meri maan

soya nahi hoon mujhe sula do meri maan
aa jaao mujhe loori suna do meri maan
ashk meri aankhoon main jam say gaye hain
kerkay dil pay jaber mujhe rula do meri maan
dekho kitni bay tarteeb ho gaye hay zindagi
bikhray hain meray baal bana do meri maan
aik karb say aashna rehta hoon her ghadi
is dard ka ahsaas mitta do meri maan
jal reha hoon main andekhi aag main
chomo mera mattha aag bujha do meri maan
bohat darr lagta hay mujhe duniya say
tum mujhe duniya say chhupa do meri maan
thak gaya hoon bohat duniya say ladtay ladtay
tum mujhe apni aaghosh main panah do meri maan…!!…

Dastaan Mere Laad Pyar Ki Bas

Dastaan Mere Laad Pyar Ki Bas,
Ek Hasti K Gird Ghomti Hai,
Pyar Jannat Se Is Liye Hai Mjhe,
Ye Meri Maa K Qadam Chumti Hai

Love Quotes SMS

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Q: Why r breasts located in the
upper half of a woman's body?
A: Coz, milk should be kept
away from the pussy?

Life gives answers in 3 ways.
It says yes and gives you what you want.
It says no and gives you something better.
It says wait and gives you the best.

Some kiss hot. Some kiss cold,
Some don’t kiss until they’re told.
Some kiss fast, some kiss slow,
Those that don’t kiss, I don’t know.

I sent my cares to the wind..
& asked the wind to pass them to U..
When U feel the wind blowing against your face…
That’s me saying …
Take Care Always!!

There will b miles & miles of smiles
B coz life’s worthwhile
Only when you smile

It takes 3 seconds to say I LOVE YOU,
3 mins to xplain,
3 hrs to demonstrate,
3 days to appreciate
But a lifetime to prove it.

Life is 4 u, death is 4 me,
Being happy is 4 u, being sad is 4 me,
Being 2gether is 4 u, being lonely is 4 me,
Everything 4 u but u r 4 me

Help ever.... hurt never...!
Love ever... hate never...!
Give ever...expect never...!
Smile ever...cry never...!forgive me ever...
forget ME Never

Love is hard and will always be,
But remember somebody loves U
& that 1 is ME !

I wanted to send you all my love
But the postman said it was too big

Roses of red grow in my heart
and they will never wither... 'Cause they
bloom every time I see your smile,
hear your voice
or just think of you!

If you live to be a hundred ,
I want to be a hundred minus 1 day ,
so I don't have to live a day without you

If I was a tear in ur eye
I wud lie on ur cheek
..and die on ur lips,
If u were a tear in my eye
I wud nevr cry becoz of the fear of losing u.

Do you know that simple HELLO can be so sweet?
H= how are you?
E=everything alright?
L= like to see you
L= love to hear from you.
O=obviously miss you. so... HELLO

God saw ME hungry
He created Pizza
He saw me thirsty
He Created Pepsi
Saw me in the dark
Created light
He saw me without problems
He created YOU!!

What is gr8 LOVE ?
Its wen u hide tears n still care 4 her .
Its wen she ignores u n u still LOVE her .
Its wen she begins
2 love another n u still SMILE.

Be careful
when
a gal tells u that
she loves u
from the bottom of her heart.
For this may mean
that there is
still enough space
for another boy
on top!

ROSES R RED VOILETS R BLUE
MONKEYS LIKE U SHOULD BE
KEPT IN ZOO.
DON'T FEEL ANGRY U WILL
FIND ME THERE TOO NOT
IN CAGE BUT LUGHING AT U.

Love :
Its not the "presence"
of something which brings
"meaning" to life,
but it’s the way that
"someone" touches ur heart
which gives life a beautiful meaning

Luv is a sensation dat is caused by temptation.
A boy puts his location in a girls destination.
Do u get my explanation or do u wanna demonstration

Uve won my luv Now I luv U.
This heart of mine i give 2 .
So Kp it safe as I have done.
For U hav 2 & I hav none!

I dont have the measels,
I am not confined to bed,
aspirin wont help coz it aint my head,
I dont have back ache or the flu,
its more serious...I am missin u!

Ull always be mine 4 now & 4ever.
Ull always be mine 4 u r my treasure.
Ull always be mine pls tell me its true.
Pls be mine 4ever ill always luv u

There are Tulips in my garden,
There are Tulips in the park.
BT nothing is more be beautiful
Then our 2 lips meeting in the dark!

I love 3 things!
The sun, the moon and U!
The sun for the day,
The moon for the night & U forever!

Winter time,
Cold wind blows
I wait 4 U,
With open doors.
Here I am cold & blue,
Come Sweetheart
Waiting 4 U !

Wantin U is easy,
Missin U is hard.
Wishin U were with me wrapped up in my arms.
Constantly think of U wen we r apart.
Ive got the padlock,
U hav the key to my heart.

How can u tell the rain not 2 fall wen clouds exist?
How can u tell the leaves not 2 fall wen the wind exists?
How can u tell me not 2 fall in love wen u exist?

Accidents do happen.i slip- i trip- i stumble- i fall
& usually i dont care at all.
but now i dont know what to do
cos i slipped and fell in love with u

Love is like a golden chain
that links our hearts together
and if you ever break that chain
youll break my heart 4ever!

Wen the night comes,
Look at the sky.
If you see a falling star,
Don't wonder why,
Just make a wish.
Trust me, it will come true,
Because I did it and I found you

SMS Heaven!
Q) Why do Gods stay up in heaven?
A) Because they are afraid of
what they have created!

True luv is hard 2 find.
Special 1-1 of a kind.
But the luv inside of me is true.
It appeared the day I met you!

It takes 2 to tango.
2 to kiss.
2 to talk & remisnisc
So many good things cum in 2
& one of those things is me & u!

U say u luv me
& want 2 hold me tight.
Those words run thru my head day & nite.
I dreamt u held me & made me see
Dat 4ever 2gether we wud be!

1000 words 1 kud say.
1000 wishes 1 kud pray.
1000 miles legs kud walk.
1000 sounds a mouth kud talk.
1000 times I’ll b true.
1000 ways 2 say I luv u!

Ive got u bak
& uve got mine.
I’ll help u out netime.
2 see u hurt 2 see u cry.
Makes me weep & wanna die
I’ll b right here til d end.
Cos ur my luv & my best friend.

I have a special breakfast 4 YOU :
A glass of CARE
A plate of LOVE
A spoon of PEACE
A fork of TRUST
& a bowl of PRAYERS.
Have a nice Day!

It must have been a rainy day
When you were born.
Actually it was not raining
But the heavens were crying
As they lost their sweetest angel

Heart could love 4 a while
U can put many relations in a file
U can make a desert 4 many a mile
Bt U cant stop your smile
whn U c
My name in your mobile.

Have U seen my Smile ?
I’ve been looking 4 it everywhere.
I’m wondering perhaps U knew where it is
Coz the last time I had it was…
Ven I was with U.

Look…the moon is calling U !
See …the stars are calling U!
Listen…the birds are singing for U!
Hear My heart says: Missing U !

Night has ended for another day,
Morning has come in a special way,
May you smile like the sunny rays,
& leave your worries for some other day !
GOOD MORNING !

Life gives answers in 3 ways.
It says yes and gives you what you want.
It says no and gives you something better.
It says wait and gives you the best.

U want & U gt that is luck,
U want and U wait that is time,
U want but U compromise that is life
& U wait & U don’t compromise
That is SUCCESS.

Some kiss hot. Some kiss cold,
Some don’t kiss until they’re told.
Some kiss fast, some kiss slow,
Those that don’t kiss, I don’t know.

I sent my cares to the wind..
& asked the wind to pass them to U..
When U feel the wind blowing against your face…
That’s me saying …
Take Care Always!!

There will b miles & miles of smiles
B coz life’s worthwhile
Only when you smile

It takes 3 seconds to say I LOVE YOU,
3 mins to xplain,
3 hrs to demonstrate,
3 days to appreciate
But a lifetime to prove it.

Life is 4 u, death is 4 me,
Being happy is 4 u, being sad is 4 me,
Being 2gether is 4 u, being lonely is 4 me,
Everything 4 u but u r 4 me

Lovers, like bees, lead a honey-sweet life.

The hardest thing you'll ever do is watch the one u love, love someone else.

The best way to love is to love like you have never been hurt

Love is a gift of one's inner most soul to another so both can be whole

Love is also like a coconut which is good while it is fresh, but you have to spit it out when the juice is gone, what's left tastes bitter.

People say you only fall in love once, but when I hear your voice I fall in love all over again

Talk 2 me when i'm bored, kiss me when i'm sad, hug me when i cry, care 4 me when i die, love me when i'm still alive

The best way to love is to love like you have never been hurt

The hardest thing you'll ever do is watch the one u love, love someone else.

The love we give away is the only love we keep.

The prerequisite for making love is to like someone enormously

There are times when I fall in love with someone new, but I always seem to find myself back in love with you.

There is no remedy for love but to love more.
There is nothing more important in life than love.

A good love is delicious because you can't get enough too soon.

A smile to put you on high... A kiss to set your soul alright...Would it be alright if I spent tonight being loved by you?

All I really need is love, but a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt!

Age does not protect you from love. But love, to some extent, protects you from age.

He has achieved success who has lived well, laughed often, and loved much.

I see you in every passing face.
I'll love you till the cows come home.

If love were a movie, you'd be a box office hit!

Let love be your greatest aim.

Love: Two minds without a single thought.

Life is the flower for which love is the honey.