Q: Why r breasts located in the
upper half of a woman's body?
A: Coz, milk should be kept
away from the pussy? |
Life gives answers in 3 ways.
It says yes and gives you what you want.
It says no and gives you something better.
It says wait and gives you the best. |
Some kiss hot. Some kiss cold,
Some don’t kiss until they’re told.
Some kiss fast, some kiss slow,
Those that don’t kiss, I don’t know. |
I sent my cares to the wind..
& asked the wind to pass them to U..
When U feel the wind blowing against your face…
That’s me saying …
Take Care Always!! |
There will b miles & miles of smiles
B coz life’s worthwhile
Only when you smile |
It takes 3 seconds to say I LOVE YOU,
3 mins to xplain,
3 hrs to demonstrate,
3 days to appreciate
But a lifetime to prove it. |
Life is 4 u, death is 4 me,
Being happy is 4 u, being sad is 4 me,
Being 2gether is 4 u, being lonely is 4 me,
Everything 4 u but u r 4 me |
Help ever.... hurt never...!
Love ever... hate never...!
Give ever...expect never...!
Smile ever...cry never...!forgive me ever...
forget ME Never |
Love is hard and will always be,
But remember somebody loves U
& that 1 is ME ! |
I wanted to send you all my love
But the postman said it was too big |
Roses of red grow in my heart
and they will never wither... 'Cause they
bloom every time I see your smile,
hear your voice
or just think of you! |
If you live to be a hundred ,
I want to be a hundred minus 1 day ,
so I don't have to live a day without you |
If I was a tear in ur eye
I wud lie on ur cheek
..and die on ur lips,
If u were a tear in my eye
I wud nevr cry becoz of the fear of losing u. |
Do you know that simple HELLO can be so sweet?
H= how are you?
E=everything alright?
L= like to see you
L= love to hear from you.
O=obviously miss you. so... HELLO |
God saw ME hungry
He created Pizza
He saw me thirsty
He Created Pepsi
Saw me in the dark
Created light
He saw me without problems
He created YOU!! |
What is gr8 LOVE ?
Its wen u hide tears n still care 4 her .
Its wen she ignores u n u still LOVE her .
Its wen she begins
2 love another n u still SMILE. |
Be careful
when
a gal tells u that
she loves u
from the bottom of her heart.
For this may mean
that there is
still enough space
for another boy
on top! |
ROSES R RED VOILETS R BLUE
MONKEYS LIKE U SHOULD BE
KEPT IN ZOO.
DON'T FEEL ANGRY U WILL
FIND ME THERE TOO NOT
IN CAGE BUT LUGHING AT U. |
Love :
Its not the "presence"
of something which brings
"meaning" to life,
but it’s the way that
"someone" touches ur heart
which gives life a beautiful meaning
Luv is a sensation dat is caused by temptation.
A boy puts his location in a girls destination.
Do u get my explanation or do u wanna demonstration |
Uve won my luv Now I luv U.
This heart of mine i give 2 .
So Kp it safe as I have done.
For U hav 2 & I hav none! |
I dont have the measels,
I am not confined to bed,
aspirin wont help coz it aint my head,
I dont have back ache or the flu,
its more serious...I am missin u! |
Ull always be mine 4 now & 4ever.
Ull always be mine 4 u r my treasure.
Ull always be mine pls tell me its true.
Pls be mine 4ever ill always luv u |
There are Tulips in my garden,
There are Tulips in the park.
BT nothing is more be beautiful
Then our 2 lips meeting in the dark! |
I love 3 things!
The sun, the moon and U!
The sun for the day,
The moon for the night & U forever! |
Winter time,
Cold wind blows
I wait 4 U,
With open doors.
Here I am cold & blue,
Come Sweetheart
Waiting 4 U ! |
Wantin U is easy,
Missin U is hard.
Wishin U were with me wrapped up in my arms.
Constantly think of U wen we r apart.
Ive got the padlock,
U hav the key to my heart. |
How can u tell the rain not 2 fall wen clouds exist?
How can u tell the leaves not 2 fall wen the wind exists?
How can u tell me not 2 fall in love wen u exist? |
Accidents do happen.i slip- i trip- i stumble- i fall
& usually i dont care at all.
but now i dont know what to do
cos i slipped and fell in love with u |
Love is like a golden chain
that links our hearts together
and if you ever break that chain
youll break my heart 4ever! |
Wen the night comes,
Look at the sky.
If you see a falling star,
Don't wonder why,
Just make a wish.
Trust me, it will come true,
Because I did it and I found you |
SMS Heaven!
Q) Why do Gods stay up in heaven?
A) Because they are afraid of
what they have created! |
True luv is hard 2 find.
Special 1-1 of a kind.
But the luv inside of me is true.
It appeared the day I met you! |
It takes 2 to tango.
2 to kiss.
2 to talk & remisnisc
So many good things cum in 2
& one of those things is me & u! |
U say u luv me
& want 2 hold me tight.
Those words run thru my head day & nite.
I dreamt u held me & made me see
Dat 4ever 2gether we wud be! |
1000 words 1 kud say.
1000 wishes 1 kud pray.
1000 miles legs kud walk.
1000 sounds a mouth kud talk.
1000 times I’ll b true.
1000 ways 2 say I luv u! |
Ive got u bak
& uve got mine.
I’ll help u out netime.
2 see u hurt 2 see u cry.
Makes me weep & wanna die
I’ll b right here til d end.
Cos ur my luv & my best friend.
I have a special breakfast 4 YOU :
A glass of CARE
A plate of LOVE
A spoon of PEACE
A fork of TRUST
& a bowl of PRAYERS.
Have a nice Day! |
It must have been a rainy day
When you were born.
Actually it was not raining
But the heavens were crying
As they lost their sweetest angel |
Heart could love 4 a while
U can put many relations in a file
U can make a desert 4 many a mile
Bt U cant stop your smile
whn U c
My name in your mobile. |
Have U seen my Smile ?
I’ve been looking 4 it everywhere.
I’m wondering perhaps U knew where it is
Coz the last time I had it was…
Ven I was with U. |
Look…the moon is calling U !
See …the stars are calling U!
Listen…the birds are singing for U!
Hear My heart says: Missing U ! |
Night has ended for another day,
Morning has come in a special way,
May you smile like the sunny rays,
& leave your worries for some other day !
GOOD MORNING ! |
Life gives answers in 3 ways.
It says yes and gives you what you want.
It says no and gives you something better.
It says wait and gives you the best. |
U want & U gt that is luck,
U want and U wait that is time,
U want but U compromise that is life
& U wait & U don’t compromise
That is SUCCESS. |
Some kiss hot. Some kiss cold,
Some don’t kiss until they’re told.
Some kiss fast, some kiss slow,
Those that don’t kiss, I don’t know. |
I sent my cares to the wind..
& asked the wind to pass them to U..
When U feel the wind blowing against your face…
That’s me saying …
Take Care Always!! |
There will b miles & miles of smiles
B coz life’s worthwhile
Only when you smile |
It takes 3 seconds to say I LOVE YOU,
3 mins to xplain,
3 hrs to demonstrate,
3 days to appreciate
But a lifetime to prove it. |
Life is 4 u, death is 4 me,
Being happy is 4 u, being sad is 4 me,
Being 2gether is 4 u, being lonely is 4 me,
Everything 4 u but u r 4 me
Lovers, like bees, lead a honey-sweet life.
| The hardest thing you'll ever do is watch the one u love, love someone else. |
The best way to love is to love like you have never been hurt
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| Love is a gift of one's inner most soul to another so both can be whole |
| Love is also like a coconut which is good while it is fresh, but you have to spit it out when the juice is gone, what's left tastes bitter. |
| People say you only fall in love once, but when I hear your voice I fall in love all over again |
| Talk 2 me when i'm bored, kiss me when i'm sad, hug me when i cry, care 4 me when i die, love me when i'm still alive |
| The best way to love is to love like you have never been hurt |
| The hardest thing you'll ever do is watch the one u love, love someone else. |
| The love we give away is the only love we keep. |
| The prerequisite for making love is to like someone enormously |
| There are times when I fall in love with someone new, but I always seem to find myself back in love with you. |
There is no remedy for love but to love more.
There is nothing more important in life than love. |
| A good love is delicious because you can't get enough too soon. |
| A smile to put you on high... A kiss to set your soul alright...Would it be alright if I spent tonight being loved by you? |
| All I really need is love, but a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt! |
| Age does not protect you from love. But love, to some extent, protects you from age. |
| He has achieved success who has lived well, laughed often, and loved much. |
I see you in every passing face.
I'll love you till the cows come home. |
| If love were a movie, you'd be a box office hit! |
| Let love be your greatest aim. |
| Love: Two minds without a single thought. |
| Life is the flower for which love is the honey. |
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| There are times when I fall in love with someone new, but I always seem to find myself back in love with you. |
| Talk 2 me when i'm bored, kiss me when i'm sad, hug me when i cry, care 4 me when i die, love me when i'm still alive |
| People say you only fall in love once, but when I hear your voice I fall in love all over again |
| Love is also like a coconut which is good while it is fresh, but you have to spit it out when the juice is gone, what's left tastes bitter. |
| Love is a gift of one's inner most soul to another so both can be whole |
| Love doesn't make the world go 'round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile. |
| Love Is When You Don't Want To Go To Sleep, Because Reality Is Better Than A Dream. |
| Love is like a butterfly, hold it too tight, it'll crush, hold it too loose, it'll fly |
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