What is the similarity between CIRCUS and a BEAUTIFUL GIRL'S HEART? Both have space for 1 more clown...
Teacher: What r the people of Turkey called? Student: I don't know. Teacher: They r called Turks, now What r the people of Germany called? Student: They r called Germs.
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Definition of a Nurse A young and beautiful woman who fingers u in all places n holds ur hand and then expects ur pulse to be normal
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If u r stressed, you'll get pimples.. if u cry,u'll get wrinkles.. So, y don't u smile & get dimples?
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Women are like blue jeans, They look good for a while but eventually they fade and have to be replaced.
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There's only one perfect child in the world & every mother has it. There's only one perfect wife in the world & every neighbor has it!
Psychiatrist's receptionist comes & says There's a man out who says he can make himself invisible.
Psychiatrist: "Tell him I can't see him right now."
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An in-depth study has shown that the bird flu virus hits the best chicks first. I thought I'd warn you immediately..
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All the love that history knows is said to be in every rose!Yet all the love that could be found in two, is less than what I feel for you.
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If you think there is good in everybody, you haven't met everybody.
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Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"
Sign post outside our collage- "Drive Carefully! Dont kill the Students, Wait for the Lecturers!".
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Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller? Tommy: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.
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What do u call a woman in heaven? An Angel. A crowd of woman in heaven? A host of Angels. And all woman in heaven? PEACE ON EARTH!
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A baby monkey asks his father, Father why r we so ugly? The father says to him, don't stress my son u should see the one who is reading this!!
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A police recruit was asked during exam, "What would u do if u had to arrest ur own mother?" He said, "Call for backup."
Husband: Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it. So i bought 3 movie tickets. Wife: why three?
Husband: 4 u and ur parents.
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Dream makes al things possible, Hope makes al things work, luv makes al thigs beutifl, smile makes al d abv so always BRUSH UR TEETH...!
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I hear that you drop some money in Stocks. Were you a bull or a bear?" "Neither, just a plain simple ass.
I want U 2 know dat our friendship means a lot 2 me. U cry I cry, U Lauf I Lauf, U Jump out of da window... I look down & den.. I lauf again
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Birds love u, Giraffe love u, Goat love u, Elephant love u, Go to zoo, They all miss u.
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Remove your Shirt, Remove your Pants too, ahhhh uhhhhh remove ur kurti now ahhh.... Finally the suitcase is closed.
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wen tings go rong, wen tears flow 4rm ur eyes, wen sadness fills ur heart, plz inform me-coz my frnd sells tissues BUY ONE GET ONE FREE
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I know you think I'm cute, I know you think I'm fine, but like the other guys take a number and wait in line!!
Based on Newton's 1st Law: Law of love Love neither be created nor be destroyed, only it can be changed frm one girlfriend to another girlfriend.
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so sweet is ur SMILE..... so sweet is ur STYLE..... so sweet is ur VOICE..... so sweet is ur EYE....... see how sweetly I LIE!!
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Difference: It's funny when people discuss LOVE MARRIAGE Vs ARRANGED. It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered
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Last night was my fault, my wife asked, "what's on the TV?" and ..... I said, "dust!"
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| Birdy birdy in the sky, left a poopie in my eye. Me don't care, me don't cry, me just happy that a cow can't fly! |
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Lady : So, you want to become my son-in-law? Boy: Not really, but I don't see any other way 2 marry ur daughter!1+1= 2 my 2 eyes looking at u 3+2 = 5 sense missing u 4+3 =7 days thinking of u 5+7= 12 months dreaming abt u but 99 +1 =100 year's i need a sweet friend like u.....
See outside the window the sun is rising 4 u, the birds singing 4 u, the flowers smiling 4 u BCZ last night I told them 2 wish u Good Morning.
The truth of the matter is that you always know the right thing to do. The hard part is doing it.
I Forgive all the beings,May all the beings forgive me. My Amity is with all the beings,
and enmity with none .
Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful.
To love someone is nothing. To be loved by someone is something. To love and be loved by someone is everything.
U r in my heart always..bcz when i open my eyes i feel u were my dream ..when i close my eyes i feel u were in reallity of my life
Frndship is like d relation b/w the hand n d eyes.when d hand get hurtz d eye cries n when d eye cries d hand wipes d tears
Each time i miss u , a star falls down. so if someday at night u wake up & find its dark & no stars at all its all ur fault....coz u made me miss u sooooooooo much .
What you do today is important because you are exchanging a Day of your Life for it.
There is only one moment to live, the present moment.Either live it or leave it unlived.
The best of all things is to learn. Money can be lost or stolen, health and strength may fail, but what you have committed to your mind is yours forever.
Flirt with ur understanding,get engaged to compassion,marry simplicity,honeymoon with genuineness,&divorce the ego...thats life.Live it
Love has nothing to do with what you are expecting to get . . . Only with what you are expected to give. . . . Which is everything.
If we fight, we may not always win, but if we don't fight, we will
surely lose
To handle yourself, use your head;
To handle others, use your heart.
He, who loses money, loses much;
He, who loses a friend, loses much more;
He, who loses faith, loses all.
Great minds discuss ideas;
Average minds discuss events;
Small minds discuss people.
Anger is only one letter short of danger
If someone betrays you once, it is his fault;
If he betrays you twice, it is your fault.
A "smile" is a sign of joy...a "hug" is a sign of love...a "laugh" is a sign of happiness & a "friend" like "me" is a sign of "GOOD CHOICE"
COURT ORDER! u r accused of crawling into my HEART, & hijacking my smiles with urs. How do u plead? GUILTY! U R sentenced 2 b MY FRIEND 4 -LIFE-no bail accepted?
The secret to productive goal setting is in establishing clearly defined goals, writing them down and then focusing on them several times a day with words, pictures and emotions AS IF we've already achieved them.
Last Night I hugged my pillow and dream of you..I wish that somday I'd dream abt my pillow and I h'd been hugging you.
A person u love is an extention of urself. w/o it, u r not complete so better tke cre of urself because i dnt wnt 2 lose a part of me..
In words, love can be read. In actions, love can be measured but others don't know that even in silence love can be heard.
The best part of loving is not wishing that the person loves you as much as you do, but in feeling that you love the person more than you thought you could.
What good is beauty without brains, looks without charm, money without happiness, a smile without feelings, a life without you?
Thru the sky I saw a smile. Thru the smile I saw joy. Thru joy I saw friendship. Thru friendship I saw friends. And thru friends I saw you.
I will lend you my shoulder for you to cry on, my ears to listen to you, my hand for you to hold, my feet to walk with you but i can not lend you my heart because it already belongs to you.
There is night so we can appreciate day, sorrow so we can appreciate joy, evil so we can appreciate good, you so i can appreciate love.
Wat if u nid 2 make 100 steps 2 get close 2 me, wud u do it? Wel, just take 1 step n ill come rushing 2 take 99 steps 4 u. so f u nid me, ill be der.
I've made so many mistakes in my life, but something I did right was to have you as a friend and I definitely wont make another mistake of losing someone like you.
My day maybe hectic. My sked may be tight. But I would never let d day end w/o me saying good night. Have sweet dreams.
You greeted me hi I didn't reply. you gave me a sweet smile, I responded with a sigh. You showed me your love you received a shrug. But when you bid goodbye I began to cry. A - U r Attractive
B - U r the Best
C - U r Cute
D - U r Dear 2 Me
E - U r Excellent
F - U r Funny
G - U r Good-Looking
H - hehehe
I - I'm
J - JOKING
I saw U on the road that day
U Were Looking so fine
Ur Face So Divine
Ur Walk So Perfect
My Heart Started to Sing a Sweet Song??????.
WHO LET THE DOGS OUT
U R the one who is CHARMING
U R the one who is INTELLIGENT
U R the one who is CUTE
And
I am the One who is spreading these RUMOURS
Lucky means who get the opportunity
Brilliant means who creats the opportunity
Winner means who uses the opportunity
Have a winning day today and always
A Friendship is Sweet when its New , its Sweeter when its true ,But its Sweetest when the friend is like you.
Obstacles can't stop you Problems can't stop you. Most of all, other people can't stop you. Only you can stop you
A day without laughter is a day wasted.
Fortune will never come if u invite it to come , u must have to bring it.
You can make more friends in two months by becoming interested in other people than you can in two years by trying to get other people interested in you.
I am treating you as my friend asking you share my present minuses in the hope I can ask you to share my future pluses.
If you wish to travel far and fast, travel light. Take off all your envies, jealousies, unforgiveness, selfishness, and fears.
the longer i know u ,the more i love u.just when i think ive had the fortune to witness all of ur inner beauty,u reveal yet more,of urself to me &i fall in love all over again with u.
How can i spell "S_CCESS" without 'U'? or "C_TE" or "H_MBLE" or "F_N" or "F_T_RE" or even "TR_ST" what will i do without 'U' proud to have a friend like 'U
When we are motivated by goals that have deep meaning, by dreams that need completion, by pure love that needs expressing, then we truly live life
If u have a better idea , and I have another , and we exchange ,then we have two ideas each .beleive in it and act ! what you think ?? Just smile
Setting a place for me in your heart is ok but setting a place for me in ur mind might be dangerous coz i am MIND BLOWING!
In the rhythm of life sometimes v find R-selves out of tune, but as long as there r people like u 2 provide the melody ---- the music plays on & On & on.
Life is like a camera, it may click any time..so always keep smiling on ur face.
All that a man achieves and all that he fails to achieve is the direct result of his own thoughts
Education without character science without humanity commerce without morality politics without principle are useless and dangerous
No one can go back and make a brand new start .Any one can make start from now and make a brand new ending
You?d better not be a dayfly and not having your day.
?What he want, I do not want ... What I want, he does not want ... What we want, is not allowed
?Be nice to the ones who smoke.. every cigarette migh be their last
Keep the school clean ... stay home!
Be quiet in the classroom, respect the fact that others sleep!
If I can be of any help, you're in worse trouble than I thought.
What do I miss about my wife? Her absence.
The IDEAL man does not smoke, does not drink, does not flirt, goes to bed early, in short ... does not exist
Some people live because it is illegal to kill them!
Without the rubber tree the whole world would have AIDS
The greatest lesson in life is to know that even fools are right sometimes
If you can't change your mind, are you sure you still have one?
Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred.
Mobile phones are the only things in live of which men talk about having the smallest.
When I was young I begged God for a bike, but God does not work that way... so I stole a bike and begged for forgiveness!
No-one loves hard work more than the one who pays for it.
What do you have in common with your husband ? " We married on the same day."
What is the thinnest book in the world?
What Men Know About Women.
I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain. No pain.
Getting an other boyfriend or husband is like buying a house. You have to improve yourself.Everynite as i lie in my bed all i cis those sexy eyes, kissable lips, smooth skin, DROP DEAD gorgeous body!DAM. i've got 2 moveDAT MIRROR FROM MY CEILING
I wanted to send u something nice that would make u smile but the postman told me to get out of the mailbox!
This message was sent exclusively for the handsome and the beautiful. We have obviously sent it to the wrong number.We are truly sorry for the inconvenience
This message was sent exclusively for the handsome and the beautiful. We have obviously sent it to the wrong number.We are truly sorry for the inconvenience
ive won a trip for me and 50 mates for 2 weeks aboard a luxury yacht in fiji, inclusive with ?1500 each speandin money.........can you feed my dog while i'm gon?
I was nervous at first, it was big & long it went straight up, i had 2 try it, i eased myself onto it i liked it. I went up & down on it .... NOW I LOVE ELEVATORS!
What 2 things in the air can make a girl pregnant? HER FEET
A phone call is a form of communication,a kiss is a form of affection,a photo is a form of rememberance having me as a friend is a form of having good taste!
Last night, I wanted you, needed u so badly it hurt. I wanted to taste you, wanted you inside me so you could work your magic on me... but I couldn't find you...... you stupid asprin
?i'd love to take u out 4 dinner, make u sit beside the candle light, shower uwith roses and utter those 3 magical words in ur ear "PAY THE BILL
I have a confession to make
ever since i met u its been hard for me to 4get u
every night i see u in my dreams
and find myself shouting
GHOST GHOST
U have a brain disease. Your brain is in 2 parts, left and right. Left brain has nothing right in it and right brain has nothing left in it.
Its INTERNATIONAL GOOD LOOKING DAY! send this to someone that you think is gorgeous, dont send it to me as I have had 100s already
Q: If a devil catches ur wifr, wat wud u do?
A: U can do nothin. If devil has committed a mistake let him face the consequences.
God thought that since he couldn't b everywhere he made a mother. Then devil thought that he couldn't be everywhere he made a mother-in-law.
Twinkle twinkle little star,
you should know what you are,
and once you know what you are,
Mental hospital is not so far. Though Shakespeare is great , he'll never find d right words to describe u because he simply never experienced knowing a wonderful person like u, friend!
When u need some1 to be there 4 u n no one is around, gaze up d sky. U may not c me from up there but remember we r just under d same sky. I could never be far. Take care.
Heart could only love 4 a while. Feet could only walk some miles. Clothes wont 4ever be in style. But my friendship to u will never be stolen by time.
Great minds contain ideas, solutions n reasons; scientific minds contain formulas, theories n figures; my mind contains only u
Sweet candies r nice to eat , sweet words r easy to say bt sweet ppl r hard to find my goodness how did u find me.
We all have the extraordinary coded within us, waiting to be released.
Take a chance! All life is chance. The man who goes the furthest is generally the one who is willing to do and dare. The "sure thing" boat never gets far from shore.
In my life I learned how… 2 love 2 smile 2 be happy 2 be strong 2 work hard 2 be honest 2 be faithful 2 forgive but I couldn’t learn how.. 2 stop rembering u.
If u r a chocolate ur the sweetest, if u r a Teddy Bear u r the most huggable, If u are a Star u r the Brightest, and since u r my “FRIEND” u r the “BEST”!!!!!!!!!
People live People die People Laugh People Cry Some give up Some will try Some say hi Some say bye Others may forget YOU but never will I.
A friend gives hope when life is low, a friend is a place when you have nowhere to go, a friend is honest, a friend is true. A friend is precious a friend is u.
A friend is sweet when its new….but it is sweeter when its TRUE! But u know what? Its sweetest when its you.
Sometimes my mind asked why? I miss u, Why? I care 4 u, Why? I remember u then my heart answered its simply b’coz you are a sweet friend!!
Never say ur happy when ur sad… never say ur fine when ur not ok… never say u feel good when u feel bad… and never say ur alone when I m still alive.
If I could pull down the rainbow I would write ur name with it & put it back in the sky to let everybody know how colorful my life is with a friend like u!!
Life is 4 u, death is 4 me, being happy is 4 u, being sad is 4 me, being together is 4 u, being lonely is 4 me, everything 4 u but u r 4 me.
If I m in hell & u in heaven, I always look up & be proud of u. but if I were In heaven & u in hell, I beg God 2 send me down coz heaven wont be heaven without u.
Knowing a friend like u has made me happy in a million ways And if Ever I Have to Let you go………..I would Find a million reasons to make u stay!!!!
Life is traveled once. Today's moment becomes tomorrow's memory. Enjoy every moment, good or bad bcoz the gift of life is life itself.
How can u tell the rain not 2 fall when clouds exist? How can u tell the leaves not 2 fall when wind exist? How can u tell me not to fall in friendship when u exist.
A SMILE is the lightning system of the FACE, cooling system of HEAD and heating system of HEART. So keep SMILING all day
"Smile increases value of Face" "Anger spoils Beauty of Soul" "faith is force of Life" "Confidence is companion of Success" so "KEEP SMILING"
EARTH may stop ROTATING BIRDS may stop FLYING CANDLES may stop MELTING FISHES may stop SWIMMING HEART may stop BEATING But I will never stop DISTURBING U.
Dreams visit us when we are asleep...
But God is truely wise...
He wakes up every days and gives us chance to make our dreams come true
Alphabetical advices for u: ABC:avoid bad company. DEF:dont entertain fools. GHI:give-up high ideas. JKLM:just keep liking me..!!;)
ABC: Always Be Careful, DEF: Don't Ever Forget (me), JKLM: Just Keep Loving Me, ZOPQRSTUVW: No other Person Quite Right Shall Treat U Very Well;- ur's loving XYZ!
Night has ended 4 another day, Morning has come in a special way, may u smile like the sunny rays n leave ur worries 4 some other day.. Take care.
Close ur eyes... Save all the sweet memories in ur heart... Think of all beautiful things in ur life & surrender urself to sweet dreams.
so Sweet is ur SMILE???
so Sweet is ur STYLE???
so Sweet is ur VOICE???
so Sweet is ur EYE?????
see .......how Sweetly I LIE
Those Saprkling Eyes
Those Marvelous Lips
A 100 Watt Smile
The Majestic Walk
The Cheerful Talk
Truly Charming Personality
Guess, That's Enough abt ME
U r the ACCENT of my Life,
ALTO of my Dreams,
IKON of my Eyes,
ZEN of my Thoughts,
INDICA of my Joy,
LANCER of my Heart.
Can anyone clear this TRAFFIC JAM plzz
Roses are RED
Violets are BLUE
Monkeys Like U
Should be kept in the ZOO
Dont Worry, u'll find me there TOO
Not in the Cage, but LAUGHING AT U |
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