Q: Why r breasts located in the                                                              
upper half of a woman's body?  
A: Coz, milk should be kept  
away from the pussy? |    
  
      Life gives answers in 3 ways. 
It says yes and gives you what you want.  
It says no and gives you something better. 
It says wait and gives you the best. |    
  
      Some kiss hot. Some kiss cold, 
Some don’t kiss until they’re told. 
Some kiss fast, some kiss slow, 
Those that don’t kiss, I don’t know. |    
  
      I sent my cares to the wind.. 
& asked the wind to pass them to U.. 
When U feel the wind blowing against your face… 
That’s me saying … 
Take Care Always!! |    
  
      There will b miles & miles of smiles 
B coz life’s worthwhile 
Only when you smile |    
  
      It takes 3 seconds to say I LOVE YOU,  
3 mins to xplain,  
3 hrs to demonstrate,  
3 days to appreciate  
But a lifetime to prove it. |    
  
      Life is 4 u, death is 4 me,  
Being happy is 4 u, being sad is 4 me,  
Being 2gether is 4 u, being lonely is 4 me, 
Everything 4 u but u r 4 me |    
  
      Help ever.... hurt never...! 
Love ever... hate never...! 
Give ever...expect never...! 
Smile ever...cry never...!forgive me ever... 
forget ME Never |    
  
      Love is hard and will always be, 
But remember somebody loves U 
& that 1 is ME ! |    
  
      I wanted to send you all my love  
But the postman said it was too big |    
  
      Roses of red grow in my heart  
and they will never wither... 'Cause they 
bloom every time I see your smile,  
hear your voice  
or just think of you! |    
  
      If you live to be a hundred , 
I want to be a hundred minus 1 day ,  
so I don't have to live a day without you |    
  
      If I was a tear in ur eye  
I wud lie on ur cheek  
..and die on ur lips, 
If u were a tear in my eye  
I wud nevr cry becoz of the fear of losing u. |    
  
      Do you know that simple HELLO can be so sweet? 
H= how are you? 
E=everything alright? 
L= like to see you 
L= love to hear from you. 
O=obviously miss you. so... HELLO |    
  
      God saw ME hungry 
He created Pizza 
He saw me thirsty 
He Created Pepsi 
Saw me in the dark 
Created light 
He saw me without problems 
He created YOU!! |    
  
      What is gr8 LOVE ?  
Its wen u hide tears n still care 4 her .  
Its wen she ignores u n u still LOVE her . 
Its wen she begins 
2 love another n u still SMILE. |    
  
      Be careful 
when 
a gal tells u that 
she loves u 
from the bottom of her heart. 
For this may mean 
that there is 
still enough space 
for another boy 
on top! |    
  
      ROSES R RED VOILETS R BLUE  
MONKEYS LIKE U SHOULD BE  
KEPT IN ZOO.  
DON'T FEEL ANGRY U WILL  
FIND ME THERE TOO NOT  
IN CAGE BUT LUGHING AT U. |    
  
      Love : 
Its not the "presence"  
of something which brings 
"meaning" to life,  
but it’s the way that 
"someone" touches ur heart  
which gives life a beautiful meaning 
 
 
      Luv is a sensation dat is caused by temptation. 
A boy puts his location in a girls destination. 
Do u get my explanation or do u wanna demonstration |    
  
      Uve won my luv Now I luv U. 
This heart of mine i give 2 .  
So Kp it safe as I have done. 
For U hav 2 & I hav none! |    
  
      I dont have the measels, 
I am not confined to bed, 
aspirin wont help coz it aint my head, 
I dont have back ache or the flu, 
its more serious...I am missin u! |    
  
      Ull always be mine 4 now & 4ever. 
Ull always be mine 4 u r my treasure. 
Ull always be mine pls tell me its true. 
Pls be mine 4ever ill always luv u |    
  
      There are Tulips in my garden, 
There are Tulips in the park. 
BT nothing is more be beautiful 
Then our 2 lips meeting in the dark! |    
  
      I love 3 things! 
The sun, the moon and U! 
The sun for the day, 
The moon for the night & U forever! |    
  
      Winter time, 
Cold wind blows 
I wait 4 U, 
With open doors. 
Here I am cold & blue, 
Come Sweetheart 
Waiting 4 U ! |    
  
      Wantin U is easy, 
Missin U is hard. 
Wishin U were with me wrapped up in my arms. 
Constantly think of U wen we r apart. 
Ive got the padlock,  
U hav the key to my heart. |    
  
      How can u tell the rain not 2 fall wen clouds exist? 
How can u tell the leaves not 2 fall wen the wind exists? 
How can u tell me not 2 fall in love wen u exist? |    
  
      Accidents do happen.i slip- i trip- i stumble- i fall 
& usually i dont care at all. 
but now i dont know what to do 
cos i slipped and fell in love with u |    
  
      Love is like a golden chain 
that links our hearts together 
and if you ever break that chain 
youll break my heart 4ever! |    
  
      Wen the night comes, 
Look at the sky. 
If you see a falling star, 
Don't wonder why, 
Just make a wish. 
Trust me, it will come true, 
Because I did it and I found you |    
  
      SMS Heaven!  
Q) Why do Gods stay up in heaven?  
A) Because they are afraid of  
what they have created! |    
  
      True luv is hard 2 find. 
Special 1-1 of a kind. 
But the luv inside of me is true. 
It appeared the day I met you! |    
  
      It takes 2 to tango. 
2 to kiss. 
2 to talk & remisnisc 
So many good things cum in 2 
& one of those things is me & u! |    
  
      U say u luv me 
& want 2 hold me tight. 
Those words run thru my head day & nite. 
I dreamt u held me & made me see 
Dat 4ever 2gether we wud be! |    
  
      1000 words 1 kud say. 
1000 wishes 1 kud pray. 
1000 miles legs kud walk. 
1000 sounds a mouth kud talk. 
1000 times I’ll b true. 
1000 ways 2 say I luv u! |    
  
        Ive got u bak 
& uve got mine. 
I’ll help u out netime. 
2 see u hurt 2 see u cry. 
Makes me weep & wanna die 
I’ll b right here til d end. 
Cos ur my luv & my best friend. 
 
 
      I have a special breakfast 4 YOU : 
A glass of CARE 
A plate of LOVE 
A spoon of PEACE 
A fork of TRUST 
& a bowl of PRAYERS. 
Have a nice Day! |    
  
      It must have been a rainy day 
When you were born. 
Actually it was not raining  
But the heavens were crying  
As they lost their sweetest angel |    
  
      Heart could love 4 a while 
U can put many relations in a file 
U can make a desert 4 many a mile 
Bt U cant stop your smile  
whn U c 
My name in your mobile. |    
  
      Have U seen my Smile ?  
I’ve been looking 4 it everywhere. 
I’m wondering perhaps U knew where it is  
Coz the last time I had it was…  
Ven I was with U. |    
  
      Look…the moon is calling U ! 
See …the stars are calling U! 
Listen…the birds are singing for U! 
Hear My heart says: Missing U ! |    
  
      Night has ended for another day, 
Morning has come in a special way, 
May you smile like the sunny rays, 
& leave your worries for some other day ! 
GOOD MORNING ! |    
  
      Life gives answers in 3 ways. 
It says yes and gives you what you want.  
It says no and gives you something better. 
It says wait and gives you the best. |    
  
      U want & U gt that is luck, 
U want and U wait that is time, 
U want but U compromise that is life 
& U wait & U don’t compromise 
That is SUCCESS. |    
  
      Some kiss hot. Some kiss cold, 
Some don’t kiss until they’re told. 
Some kiss fast, some kiss slow, 
Those that don’t kiss, I don’t know. |    
  
      I sent my cares to the wind.. 
& asked the wind to pass them to U.. 
When U feel the wind blowing against your face… 
That’s me saying … 
Take Care Always!! |    
  
      There will b miles & miles of smiles 
B coz life’s worthwhile 
Only when you smile |    
  
      It takes 3 seconds to say I LOVE YOU,  
3 mins to xplain,  
3 hrs to demonstrate,  
3 days to appreciate  
But a lifetime to prove it. |    
  
        Life is 4 u, death is 4 me,  
Being happy is 4 u, being sad is 4 me,  
Being 2gether is 4 u, being lonely is 4 me, 
Everything 4 u but u r 4 me 
 
 
Lovers, like bees, lead a honey-sweet life. 
 
   |    The hardest thing you'll ever do is watch the one u love, love someone else.  |    
  
      The best way to love is to love like you have never been hurt  
 
 
 
 
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   |    Love is a gift of one's inner most soul to another so both can be whole  |    
  
   |    Love is also like a coconut which is good while it is fresh, but you have to spit it out when the juice is gone, what's left tastes bitter.  |    
  
   |    People say you only fall in love once, but when I hear your voice I fall in love all over again  |    
  
   |    Talk 2 me when i'm bored, kiss me when i'm sad, hug me when i cry, care 4 me when i die, love me when i'm still alive  |    
  
   |    The best way to love is to love like you have never been hurt  |    
  
   |    The hardest thing you'll ever do is watch the one u love, love someone else.  |    
  
   |    The love we give away is the only love we keep.  |    
  
   |    The prerequisite for making love is to like someone enormously  |    
  
   |    There are times when I fall in love with someone new, but I always seem to find myself back in love with you.  |    
  
      There is no remedy for love but to love more.  
There is nothing more important in life than love. |    
  
   |    A good love is delicious because you can't get enough too soon.  |    
  
   |    A smile to put you on high... A kiss to set your soul alright...Would it be alright if I spent tonight being loved by you?  |    
  
   |    All I really need is love, but a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt! |    
  
   |    Age does not protect you from love. But love, to some extent, protects you from age. |    
  
   |    He has achieved success who has lived well, laughed often, and loved much.  |    
  
      I see you in every passing face. 
I'll love you till the cows come home.  |    
  
   |    If love were a movie, you'd be a box office hit!  |    
  
   |    Let love be your greatest aim.  |    
  
   |    Love: Two minds without a single thought.  |    
  
   |    Life is the flower for which love is the honey.  |  
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   |    There are times when I fall in love with someone new, but I always seem to find myself back in love with you.  |    
  
   |    Talk 2 me when i'm bored, kiss me when i'm sad, hug me when i cry, care 4 me when i die, love me when i'm still alive  |    
  
   |    People say you only fall in love once, but when I hear your voice I fall in love all over again  |    
  
   |    Love is also like a coconut which is good while it is fresh, but you have to spit it out when the juice is gone, what's left tastes bitter.  |    
  
   |    Love is a gift of one's inner most soul to another so both can be whole  |    
  
   |    Love doesn't make the world go 'round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile.  |    
  
   |    Love Is When You Don't Want To Go To Sleep, Because Reality Is Better Than A Dream.  |    
  
   |    Love is like a butterfly, hold it too tight, it'll crush, hold it too loose, it'll fly |    
  
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